ARTIST: Cage The Elephant
TRACK: Cigarette Daydreams
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Worst idea ever

Go out to eat birthday lunch + dinner. Eat at a Japanese teppanyaki style steakhouse where I eat shrimp & scallops there. Then proceed to dinner at a buffet a few hrs later where I eat steak, pork chops, chicken, sushi, & a shit ton of desserts. Needless to say I regret life right about now.

I can’t even

Why do single dads always hit on me?! Like damn, I’m a twenty something reckless youth. Do I look like a mom figure in public or something?