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wooperpooper:

I’ll make you as wet as a three year old’s bed

Touché on the pick up line.

Silicon Valley Contemporary Fine Art Fair anybody?

I got free tickets from my art teacher to attend the first art fair in San Jose. Does anyone wanna come with me? I don’t have a lot of friends local to me sadly. 

nicklugo:

white people truly say the weirdest shit trying to be romantic on here “i want to taste the name of your hair on my lips in my cigarette while drinking your backwash” *50 thousand notes*